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Den Klodsede Bjørn Vodka

A name that honestly promises its own kind of clumsiness rather than polished big-city legends. Den Klodsede Bjørn is Danish vodka brewed in microscopic batches of 150-170 bottles at a time, each batch its own small, clumsy story.

  • Den Klodsede Bjørn bottle with hand numbered label and natural cork
    Item no.: 22227865479-7217

    A man reads Russian philosophy and metaphysics, and somewhere along the way decides to make vodka instead. He teaches himself the craft, borrows space at a small distillery and fills 75 litres at a time. The bottles are named after a clumsy bear.

    Expert description

    Den Klodsede Bjørn Vodka is a Danish Vodka distilled from Danish barley and wheat malt and bottled unfiltered at 40%.

    Behind the bottle stands Frederik Plum, a self taught distiller who began making vodka in 2013, the same year his son was born. He works at Trolden Distillery, where the malt is both malted and brewed on site before it ever reaches the stills.

    Distillation runs three times through small Portuguese copper pot stills. A batch is 75 litres and yields somewhere between 150 and 170 bottles, each of them numbered by hand. It is not a way of working that scales, and it is not meant to.

    The decisive choice is that the distillate is never filtered. Ordinary vodka is usually run through activated charcoal, which strips out both faults and character. Here the grain stays in, giving a creamy, almost dairy texture and a peppery spice you do not normally associate with vodka.

    Tasting notes

    Nose

    White pepper first, then something mineral like rain on warm stone. Below sits white bread, caraway and a trace of aniseed.

    Palate

    Creamy and almost dairy sweet in the middle with a clear minerality. White and black pepper clean the mouth again before the sweetness can turn heavy.

    Finish

    Creamy bread and cracked black pepper. The spice hangs on longest and makes it far more characterful than most.

    Specifications

    Name: Den Klodsede Bjørn Vodka
    Distillery: Trolden Distillery
    Bottler: Den Klodsede Bjørn
    Region/Country: Denmark
    Type: Danish Vodka
    ABV: 40%
    Size: 50 CL
    Distillation method: Triple distilled in small Portuguese copper pot stills, unfiltered
    Serving suggestion: Fridge cold in a small glass, or in a Vodka Martini where the pepper gets room.

    Flavour profile

    Creamy · Mineral · Peppery · Unfiltered

    Did you know?

    The letters V.A.M.P. on the label are not a nod to vampires. They are the initials of his son's four names, Vladimir Asbjørn Munk Plum, born in the very year the first vodka was distilled.

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About Den Klodsede Bjørn

Den Klodsede Bjørn is a Danish vodka with a playful, self-deprecating name and an earthy character. For newcomers it's a clean, accessible vodka without pretension; for collectors it's notable that each bottle comes from extremely small batches of just 150 to 170 bottles, with batch number and release date varying from lot to lot, making every single bottle a small part of a very limited production.

History & Background

Den Klodsede Bjørn ("The Clumsy Bear") is built around a deliberately self-ironic identity rather than a long historical narrative. The name and the bear on the label signal that the brand doesn't take itself too seriously, even though the vodka behind the label is made with the same care as more solemn competitors. The idea from the start has been to offer a solid, craft Danish vodka that still carries a wink in its presentation. The brand has found its place among the smaller, personality-driven Danish spirits brands that thrive on humor and character rather than prestige.

Production & Style

The vodka is distilled multiple times to achieve a clean, smooth character with minimal aftertaste.

Signature Style

Clean, Smooth, Neutral
The flavor offers a clean, smooth character with a neutral, silky finish.

Facts

ProducerDen Klodsede Bjørn
Pronouncedden KLOS-se-dhe b'YØRN
CountryDenmark

Did You Know?

The name Den Klodsede Bjørn was deliberately chosen to signal the brand's identity and origin, a practice common among most vodka brands on the market.

Like Den Klodsede Bjørn? You should also try:

Crystal Head Vodka, Mozart Vodka and Vodka Bornholm.